Cook with Pan - Southern Cheese Grits

Those ultra-polite southern folks haven't kicked The Pan out of the South yet...In fact some more southern-suckers let the Pan and Indian Joe into their house. This week the South showed the Pan how to cook up some sweet-ass grits. Grits so good they'll make you yell out "Butter my Buns and Call me a Duke Boy"...or sumpin' like dat. Get'on it Nuggets!

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Cook with Pan - Tennessee Sweet Tea w/Lightnin'

Howdy Country Nuggets...On a recent cross-country drive Pan made a stop to bring you all a Southern Beverage recipe called Sweet Tea...and then i added some lightnin' to it. This is a solid summer sippin' brew that will only take a few to whip up. Yee-haw Cownuggets...get ready for you teeth to fall out. Its some sweet sauce man...sweet sauce.

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Cook with Pan - Good Bye to LA Kitchen

Nugs,

The Pan has been down in the dumps. In the last couple weeks Pan moved out of his sweet L.A. digs and back to Chicago. That sweet pimped-out pro-level kitchen that the Pan used to work his magic in is goner.

ON THE OTHERHAND, Pan is looking forward to cooking up some of his usual delicacies in random kitchens around the country until he finds a new permanent home for the show.

You want Pan to come cook in your kitchen? Send him an invitation (and a plane ticket if its far away)...and no byob invites to all you cheap nuggers.

So lets say good-bye to the LA Kitchen...it was a good run amigos.

Chicago Style Hobo Hot Dog - Its what bums are made of...

Hola Nuggets and Nuggino's! Have you ever come across a fat homeless dude and wondered..."how the hell did you get so fat when you ain't got no job!"...well, this weeks episode of the Pan might help clear up that lingering question...

Email me if you have something crazy or incredibly lame to say. I like the email.
pan@cookwithpan.com

The Worst Nachos - Ever

The Pan is off to another on-location shoot, this time in Chicago...A guest host fills in this week and brings to you some super gnarly nachos...the bad gnarly, not the good gnarly.

Email the Pan while he's traveling and he'll get back to you lickety-split. pan@cookwithpan.com

Stay tuned next week for a special episode from Chicago!

Valentine's Day - Cold as Silk, Creme Brulee

Happy Valentine's Day to all you Nuggets...almost. This weeks episode is a primer to get you slackers on top of your Valentine thang this year.

Now you're probably saying "Pan, what makes you such an authority on valentine's day?".

Well, duuuude, I'll tell you what makes me an authority, there's a reason why you have nothing better to do than ask such a silly question, when the Pan is sitting here with over 457 valentine cards to send out. I mean you have to know by now that the Pan is irresistable to the ladies. The fact is, the Pan has converted this creme brulee into over 893 valentine's make-out sessions. Yeah, eight hundred and ninety three...that's a big number when you spell it all out.

And if you're thinking, "you haven't even been alive for 893 Valentine's days." Well, you're right. But once you start making this creme brulee you'll know that it would just be wasted on only having ONE valentine's date per year. So make this mush and shoot for 57 dates this valentine's day...trust the Pan.

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Hanky Pankies - They're That Good

Just in time for the Super Bowl amigos...dun-dun-dunnnnn... THE HANKY PANKY! I admittedly don't know jack-diddlee-doo-dat-do-what-dat-squat about Football, BUT, I do know this - I ain't coming to your Super Bowl party if you didn't make some Hanky Freaking Pankies!

Seriously all you Nuggets, The Pan has yet to meet ANYONE who hasn't had an immediate love affair with the Hanky Panky after the first bite.

BACKGROUND: My grandma started making these when the Pan was just the size of a spitball and on the account of my mom kickin' ass in the kitchen like my gram did, she made these little hot meat discs ALOT as well. To this day if you go over to Mom's house you'll find a bag of Hanky Pankies frozen in the freezer ready to cook at moments notice (tip on freezing Hanky Pankies below).

TIP: Make a batch of these and put whatever you don't cook on a cookie sheet and stick the cookie sheet in the freezer uncovered for an hour. The Hankies will then be frozen enough to dump into a freezer ziploc baggie for later Hanky Panky fests. Just preheat oven to 375 and cook until golden brown on top and cheese is melted. (about 30 minutes if frozen).

(go bears!)

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