Kissing Tongue Injection Recipe - The Kiss Has to Taste Good Fool!

So this ain't your normal Pan episode. This episode the Pan is going to teach you the fine art of tongue marinades and show all you weak playa Nuggets out there how to win a chick on the first kiss.

You've heard the Pan evangelize on his prowess with the ladies and mostly that just comes natural to the Pan. BUT sometimes you might find a lady who has no give...and perhaps you need a little edge...this is where the tongue injection comes into play.

Pucker up Nuggets...this episode is gold.

Email The Pan with any thoughts, questions, complaints, he likes it.

YOUWANNACOOKSOMETHING?!!
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Cook with Pan - Southern Cheese Grits

Those ultra-polite southern folks haven't kicked The Pan out of the South yet...In fact some more southern-suckers let the Pan and Indian Joe into their house. This week the South showed the Pan how to cook up some sweet-ass grits. Grits so good they'll make you yell out "Butter my Buns and Call me a Duke Boy"...or sumpin' like dat. Get'on it Nuggets!

Email Pan with your own recipes or if you want Pan in your kitchen...he'll show up. pan@cookwithpan.com

Cook with Pan - Tennessee Sweet Tea w/Lightnin'

Howdy Country Nuggets...On a recent cross-country drive Pan made a stop to bring you all a Southern Beverage recipe called Sweet Tea...and then i added some lightnin' to it. This is a solid summer sippin' brew that will only take a few to whip up. Yee-haw Cownuggets...get ready for you teeth to fall out. Its some sweet sauce man...sweet sauce.

Email pan at pan@cookwithpan.com

Cook with Pan - Good Bye to LA Kitchen

Nugs,

The Pan has been down in the dumps. In the last couple weeks Pan moved out of his sweet L.A. digs and back to Chicago. That sweet pimped-out pro-level kitchen that the Pan used to work his magic in is goner.

ON THE OTHERHAND, Pan is looking forward to cooking up some of his usual delicacies in random kitchens around the country until he finds a new permanent home for the show.

You want Pan to come cook in your kitchen? Send him an invitation (and a plane ticket if its far away)...and no byob invites to all you cheap nuggers.

So lets say good-bye to the LA Kitchen...it was a good run amigos.

BEER Cheese Fondue - Its got beer in it.

Because you asked for it, the Pan's got something cooking that will fatten up your spare-tire just in time to put on your banana hammock or booty floss. Let me introduce Beer Cheese Fondue...careful, highly addictive. If you or a loved one makes this, it won't be uncommon to hear this conversation multiple time this summer "Hey, where's Jimmy?", "Oh, he's inside eating beer cheese fondue...again".

The Food Network and all the Rachel Ray's, Alton Brown's and Emeril's have been begging me for years for this recipe. Well they'll never get it! Unless they watch this episode i guess. Which they won't.

Enjoy it Nuggets and let me know what you think... The Pan wants to know.
pan@cookwithpan.com

Cooking With the Pan - Featured on GOFISH.com

Great News!!! The Pan just got spotlighted on a killer video website called gofish.com. GoFish is a heavy-duty player in the web video market, so this is a big deal for the Pan. Thank you to all of you web video jockey's who have been spinning the Pan Videos weekly. When the Pan gets Food Network famous he'll do a show where he cooks up the world's largest Bratwurst and he'll invite you all to spray it with super-soakers full of mustard...or somthing like that. If you get a chance, go check out http://www.gofish.com and watch some Pan and check-out some other GoFish videos.

Thanks to you all and to GoFish.com!

Chicago Style Hobo Hot Dog - Its what bums are made of...

Hola Nuggets and Nuggino's! Have you ever come across a fat homeless dude and wondered..."how the hell did you get so fat when you ain't got no job!"...well, this weeks episode of the Pan might help clear up that lingering question...

Email me if you have something crazy or incredibly lame to say. I like the email.
pan@cookwithpan.com